Road Maps are a helpful aid in charting a course, whether it be the route from point A to point B or the deployment of a new technology. A friend sent me the attached for those who have just started a new job. If any of you dear readers should find yourself in this situation, I hope this helps:
(It’s your first day at work and all is fine and great)
(Because you are so busy that you’re not sure if you are coming or going)
(your days start at 0800 and end at 2000)
(you become fat due to stress and now you suffer from constipation)
(your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a ‘good hair day’ feels like as you fall out of bed and live on caffeine)
After second year: You are listening to Techno and have gone a bit… well… crazy!
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