A friend asked me to review the table of contents of a to-be-published golf guide. I look forward to the final product:
- How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
- How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titlist from the Tee
- How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker
- How to Get More Distance Off the Shank
- When to Give the Ranger the Finger
- Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings
- When to Implement Handicap Management
- Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9am
- How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round
- How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
- Why Your Spouse Doesn’t Care That You Birdied the 5th…
- How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome
- How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee
- When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
- God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt
- When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever
- Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?
- Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer From The Cart Girl and Give Her a $3 Tip, But Will Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender…
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