Humour: The Flight Home, a Diabolical plot uncovered

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There were only two children on the flight back (on they way down there were over 20 [1]). Is this just a luck of the draw or is there something deeper here? A difference of a few would make sense but this is ten times!

No, there is something afoot. Does it suggest that children are being exported from Canada to the United States? But for what purpose? Child labour? Slavery? There are no mines in Florida for them to work in. There is no significant garment industry or manufacturing for them to toil away. The only thing of significance is Disney World. Yes, dedicated readers, Disney World is a diabolic ruse–a Trojan Horse–used to attract children to Orlando where they are snatched away from their parents only to endure years of servitude as Magic Kingdom dwarves.


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