Over the Edge

It had occurred to me that a fun little trick would be to hang over the edge of the balcony, make a honking sound followed by pouring the contents of a tin of chicken noodle soup over the edge.  I’m quite sure everyone, especially those receiving some little bit of noodle or chicken, would have found the humour in this gesture.

Of course, in situ, I realised the impracticality of the venture.  First, the wind made it difficult to control the spread of the emulsion. Second, the prevailing background noise would have drowned out any simulated honking noise I could generate. Sadly, both these conspired to make the effort worthless.