Category: Humour
Something funny or a humorous perspective on some topic or thing.
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The Cruise Begins
The Ship departed at around 4:00 PM. We had boarded a couple hours earlier, found our cabin, and then made our way to the Lido deck for a light lunch. We sat by the pool. It was a pleasant sunny day in Fort Lauderdale; not too hot nor cold. It wasn’t long before the calm tranquil…
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Reggaeton
Entering https://www.google.com/ads/preferences/ allows one to see Google’s assessment of personal interests, based on the various product interactions: These interests are derived from your activity on Google sites, such as videos you’ve watched on YouTube. This does not include Gmail interests, which are used only for ads within Gmail. Some observations: The attributed interest that confounded me…
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Battle of Rodent Analyses
The groundhogs have differed in their assessments whether there will be an early Spring or not. Shubenacadie Sam and Punxsutawney Phil have sided on the early Spring conclusion; Wiarton Willie has taken the contrarian position. Sadly, Winnipeg Willow died in rehab before he could offer his assessment [1]. I guess the pressure just got to…
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Citidiot
in: HumourCitidiot [Cit-ee-uht] Noun citidiot, plural citidiots1. Someone from an urban area who moves to a rural area. They come in masses, seemingly over night and ruin small town life. 2. Someone from an urban area who visits a rural area for an extended vacation (e.g., summer period) and disrupts local life through drunkenness, crashing vehicles, …
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Pre-Travel Tensions
The final preparations have begun: checklist updated; luggage up from the basement; sorting through things to take; giving my son the list of things to do while we’re away, etc. My process for packing involves moving stuff from their respective storage containers onto a temporary holding spot — a surface where I can lay everything out and see…