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Category: Humour

Something funny or a humorous perspective on some topic or thing.

  • Humour: The Flight Home, a Diabolical plot uncovered

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    There were only two children on the flight back (on they way down there were over 20 [1]). Is this just a luck of the draw or is there something deeper here? A difference of a few would make sense but this is ten times! No, there is something afoot. Does it suggest that children…

  • Humour: Coming Home–The security Check

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    After removing my belt, my shoes, my overcoat, my jacket I made it through the portal. My briefcase didn’t. It was inspected. The objectional item? My ball mark remover: that fork-like item that is used to repair the dimples made by golf balls as they land on a green. The item in question was a…

  • Humour: Conference Networking

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    Going to conferences present many opportunities, but one that is especially beneficial is networking. Sometimes interesting conversations ensue. Other times, they are more fun. During the keynote one fellow attendee observed some misalignment of lips and words and concluded that the speakers were actually lip synching. As keynotes are held in a room large enough…

  • Humour: For those who have gone south

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    Click here for the back ground music and sing along … Deep In The Heart Of Texas [1]1. The stars at nightAre big and brightDeep in the heart of TexasThe prairie skyIs wide and highDeep in the heart of Texas 2. The sage in bloomIs like perfumeDeep in the heart of TexasReminds me ofThe one…

  • Humour: Fun with statistics and pop science

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    From [1] it is reported that bread is dangerous. Research on bread indicates that: 1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users. 2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests. 3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in…