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Category: Humour

Something funny or a humorous perspective on some topic or thing.

  • Humour: The Camel

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    An archeologist from a well-known museum travels to Egypt to investigate a newly discovered site deep in the desert. On his arrival he is advised that the only reliable form of transportation is via camel at which point he is referred to “Abdul” the camel dealer. The archeologist finds Abdul’s dealership, and states his needs.…

  • Humour: Top Ten Best Golf Caddie Remarks

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    #10 Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?” #9 Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.” #8 Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”Caddy: “Yes sir, you miss…

  • Humour: Great things about getting older

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  • Humour: New element in the Periodic Table

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    “A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named ‘Ibmentium.’ Ibmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by…

  • Humour: CIBC In the news

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    As many know, CIBC–Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce–has been in the news lately as a result of their dealings with Enron [1, 2, 3, for example]. I have had an ongoing conversation with an unnamed colleague at CIBC: Bill: CIBC’s actions bring new meaning to ROI !CIBC’er: What do you mean?Bill: ROI = Risk Of…